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Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland. Home · Fifty Fifty Shades 01 Fifty Shades of Grey. Read more Alice in Wonderland: Alice's Adventures in Wonderland. PDF - Fifty Shades Of Alice In Wonderland. BEYOND 50 SHADES OF GREY Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. Her boyfriend is nice and polite, but he's also . Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland - Melinda Duchamp - Ebook download as PDF File .pdf), Text File .txt) or read book online.
Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. There are no nice boys. Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep. Only those who indulge in secret. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. She is bound. Alice is confused and frightened and… aroused.
Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here. Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Alice is confused and frightened and She is bound. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance. And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time.
This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is slightly longer than the Lewis Carroll version, roughly 32, words or paper pages long.
Melinda DuChamp is the pen name of bestselling author who has written over 50 novels, mostly romance. But he's not entirely to blame, because Alice herself doesn't understand her own needs.
She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read ab Eighteen-year-old Alice is unhappy. She's heard about what sex is supposed to be like, but has never felt anything remotely close to what she's read about in runaway bestselling books. Then Alice follows a vibrating white rabbit down a deep, dark hole, which leads to a place beyond her wildest imagination. There are no nice boys--or girls--down here.
Only those who indulge in secret, forbidden, kinky fantasies. Alice is confused and frightened and She is bound. Brought to the limits of sexual endurance.
And during her trials, she begins to understand her body's needs for the very first time. This isn't the fairy tale you grew up reading. This isn't for children at all. This is for those with dark desires, who wish to explore erotic excess beyond the plain vanilla of everyday life. Follow Alice down the rabbit hole, if you dare Get A Copy.
Kindle Edition , pages. More Details Fifty Shades of Alice Trilogy 1. Other Editions 9. Friend Reviews. To see what your friends thought of this book, please sign up. To ask other readers questions about Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland , please sign up. Sexualizing Alice in Wonderland should have gotten you banned from writing.
Should we advocate burning this? Cyrano Should we advocate burning your hair? No, because that would actually be harmful to your person. Unlike this book, sweetie. Cyrano Looks like they thought of at least two other things. See 2 questions about Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland…. Lists with This Book. Community Reviews. Showing Rating details. Sort order. Oct 03, AleJandra rated it really liked it Shelves: Sex is only partly about friction and bodily fluids.
The majority of it takes place in the mind. The body responds to what the mind desires. When we see something arousing, or read something arousing, our bodies respond because we can imagine ourselves in that situation. Fue una grata sorpresa la que me lleve con este libro. Primero porque a pesar de su nombre, la verdad es que es muy poco lo que hace referencia a 50 shades of Grey.
Mi parte favorita: Solo tengo una palabra para describir esa escena: View all 15 comments.
Sep 19, Blythe marked it as will-not-read. View all 8 comments. Apr 21, Frankie Lovely rated it really liked it Shelves: Nothing like sexualizing your favorite childhood book characters. Really dirty! And I will be writing an full review for this book because there is actually more to it than dirty dirty sexytime although that is of course the bulk of it lol.
View all 11 comments. Dec 19, Mayra Sigwalt rated it liked it. Muito como eu acredito q o sexo pode ser encarado. A capa agora faz todo o sentido!! Mas achei ridiculamente divertido! View 1 comment. Aug 27, Sybil aka Lala rated it it was amazing Shelves: I have a geeky vagina. Things like puns, satire and parody give me a lady-boner. Add to that my love of popular classics like Alice in Wonderland, and this book left me one happy girl.
Going into this I expected a bit of dirty smut but what I got was SO much more. I loved everything about this book from the cover I mean look at it, really look at it to the ending! This is Alice in Wonderland after all. Once inside Wonderland, an innocent Alice is on a journey through a veritable smorgasbord of sexual kink. Pilar nodded solemnly.
It follows the original very closely, even down to the use of language. I thought the characters were cleverly incorporated into their different roles. And the puns. Oh, the puns! That must be why I can see your bush. You just want to hear about the sex! The sex is HAWT! Not so, my darlings; and although there is some of that this book covers a whole mess of kink in the wonder land of BDSM. When one masturbates as much as I, chaffing can become life-threatening.
Read it for the humour. Read it for the sex. Read it to learn something new.
But mostly, read it for the puns! View all 20 comments.
Mar 13, Nimrod Daniel rated it liked it Shelves: I did this as an audiobook and it was quite a fun ride ; That's the first erotic book that I read now I have a new shelf! The pace is fast, the writing is good and the humor is good as well. The narrator is very good and I'd recommend on listening to the audiobook: Lewis, Alice's bf, who can't satisfy Alice gives her a rabbit vibrator for her birthday. Apparently the rabbit can bounce, what leads Alice to the rabbit hole into wonderland, and th I did this as an audiobook and it was quite a fun ride ; That's the first erotic book that I read now I have a new shelf!
Apparently the rabbit can bounce, what leads Alice to the rabbit hole into wonderland, and that's where she learns about new naughty and kinky experiences she hasn't had before getting into wonderland. Rating it would be kind of difficult.
I'd say it's worth about 3. View all 3 comments. Jul 22, Ellen Gail rated it liked it Shelves: Soon she was surrounded by dozens, hundreds, a whole forest of mushrooms, so close together that Alice rubbed against them as she passed. The caps were soft, almost velvety, but firm and unyielding. Okay I don't really feel like writing a full review right now but basically this was average smut, but it was also pretty funny. So you could read much worse. Plus it's free, so why not? Jul 30, Tarra rated it really liked it.
I had no expectations for this kindle freebie, so I was surprised that I really enjoyed it. It was funny, full of puns, naughty, and dare I say it, "cute" Pink Room of Bunnies, lol. I was skeptical when I heard that there were going to be a lot of classics given the "Fifty Shades" treatment, just like many have been inundated with zombies and vampires. Well, it worked. It was just a fun, sarcastic, clever, sassy romp that didn't take itself seriously. The characters were constantly breaking th I had no expectations for this kindle freebie, so I was surprised that I really enjoyed it.
The characters were constantly breaking the fourth wall is that a term that can be applied to books? Definitely a re-education of Alice and I blushed at seeing all the beloved classic characters re-imagined in new, naughty ways. Oct 15, Despair Speaking marked it as will-not-read. You've got to be kidding me. Is there no end to 50 Shades? And now it has tainted my beloved Alice in Wonderland too? Lust-filled fantasies mixed with children's fantasies The line between children and adults are fading as time goes on Can't you see what you're doing to her?
Full Review: This book is also very, very funny! It has been written very tongue-in-cheek and some of the witty asides offered up by some of the characters all too aware that they are trapped in a parody help to break up the highly pornographic and extensively detailed sexual scenes that make up the majority of this book.
Is it a turn-on? But it is also delightfully wicked in the way that it pokes fun at the genre at the same time as managing to suc Full Review: But it is also delightfully wicked in the way that it pokes fun at the genre at the same time as managing to successfully satire a very popular children's classic in a manner that would no doubt have Lewis Carroll spinning and begging to be dug up! I loved this and the news that a sequel is in the works Fifty Shades of Through The Looking Glass only delights me more!
It really is a lot of very adult, naughty erotic fun and if you are looking for something very, very different from anything else you might have read then this is definitely for you! Fifty Shades of Alice in Wonderland is deliciously naughty with scenes of bondage, submission and degradation as Alice is taken to the very edges of sexual desire and awakening.
Jul 30, İlkim rated it it was ok Shelves: View 2 comments. May 08, Guille rated it did not like it. En serio. Aug 01, Gargoyle added it. Ohaa lan bu ne: Nov 30, Laura Roberts rated it it was amazing Shelves: After Lewis gifts her with a rabbit vibrator and falls to snoring after yet another unfulfilling round of sex, Alice watches as the vibrating white bunny hops off of its own accord. From spanking to rainbow parties to public masturbation and more!
I myself got laid at least twice while reading this book, even without my husband spying its delightfully suggestive cover.
Therefore, I would give it two erotically satisfied thumbs up.